The Illumihotties

Introducing the Illumihotties: where the aprons are swapped for heels and secret handshakes are replaced with cocktail shakers.

No dues, no stress, and the only rule is that the ladies who come out to this event get to pick the next event.

A clandestine cabal of EDL590's sassiest spouses, united by a mutual quest for a good time. Forget lodge rituals; it's all about mastering the art of swiping right on the best restaurant reservations. At Illumihotties gatherings, the drinks flow more freely than the secrets of the Lodge. They trade esoteric symbols for cocktail umbrellas and opt for slushy concoctions that could make even the most stoic Freemason blush with envy.

Their mission? To redefine “secret society” as a place where laughter echoes louder than cryptic chants, and where the real hidden treasure is a supportive sisterhood armed with wit, charm, and possibly the occasional charcuterie tray.

So, while the gentlemen of the Lodge decipher the mysteries of the universe, the Illumihotties decode the menu for the perfect dessert pairing. 

Here’s to the Illumihotties—may their reign of laughter be long, their heels high, and their nights filled with more sparkle than a grand master’s apron!